Monday, March 14, 2016

Are you a certified Outdoor Sales Executive?

You're a certified outdoor sales executive if you did or experienced atleast three of the following:

1. Walking miles per day just to submit an order.
2. Bear the heat of the scorching sun and never bother to get wet when it rains.
3. The Miss and Mr. Congeniality. A lot of people knows you.
4. You know very well the meaning of weekly and monthly target, difference of commission, bonus and incentive.
5. You know how critical end of the month is.
6. You know what KPI is.
7. You know what pipeline is.
8. Once in your life you did not come back to work with an excuse that you are in the meeting with customer.
9. Once in your life you did not report to office in the morning with an excuse that you have a very early appointment with the customer.
10. You are not submitting all your orders so that on the next day you will surely have an order.
11. Once in your life you tried to submit the order that was rejected or processed on previous month to escape the rage of the manager.
12. Once in your life you tried to meet a friend or a relative within the office hours.
13. There is no such thing as overtime pay.
14. Once in your life you forge the signature of the customer or you falsify a document.
15. There is no such thing as off. You have to answer a lot of telephone calls and respond to tons of email.
16. You're buying atleast 3 shoes (work shoes) in a year.
17. You understand the meaning of weekly, monthly, quarterly, semiannually and annual plan.
18. You understand B2B and B2C very well.
19. You have flexible lunch break.
20. Most of all, you never work for basic salary but for the incentive and commission.

Congratulations, you are blood of the company. Thank you for efforts in bringing business to the company.

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